Reckon I better do not translate it:
Two guys in the parcours. Two women ahead of them are really slow. 1st guy: "I'll ask them to hurry up." He returns shortly. "Oh my God, I can't go down there - that's my wife and my mistress. 2nd guy says "I'll go." 2nd guy (returns): "Small world."
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Pictor Lucis
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tit for tat...
Three ladies playing golf...
One of them kicks the ball into a hedge...
As they look together over the hedge to search the ball, at the other side there lies a man in the sun -
naked, only with an newspapaper - over his FACE!
Says the first:
"That's NOT my husband!"
Says the second:
"Really, that is NOT your husband...!"
Says the third:
"That is not even a club-member!!!"
;-)
Raven
One of them kicks the ball into a hedge...
As they look together over the hedge to search the ball, at the other side there lies a man in the sun -
naked, only with an newspapaper - over his FACE!
Says the first:
"That's NOT my husband!"
Says the second:
"Really, that is NOT your husband...!"
Says the third:
"That is not even a club-member!!!"
;-)
Raven
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